KEELEY. Hi, buds. It's Autobahn 1. I'm Keeley Delshannon. And this music molestor to my right is...
ZA ZA ZA. Za Za Za.
KEELEY. ...which is surprising as you might have been expecting Keeky Delbrannon right? Well he's still at an all nighter at The Horse and Flipchart...
ZA. Which originally started last month! Hammer to fall!
KEELEY. Let's get this very special extended opening edition of Autobahn 1 started. Please say hello to Moon Wiring Club. Their 'Sly Gavotte' is all the rage in all the most talked about bars of my alternative present day.
ZA. Thier album 'A Spare Tabby at the Cats' wedding is available at their official website http://www.blankworkshop.co.uk/index.htm and all good record shops. Watch this now. With your sly eyes.
KEELEY. Ooh, that's like my bad backed flashback over at the NUT march mum had in 1982. Who's next Za Za Za?
ZA. Somethng from 2011's answer to Mental as Anything. They're Cut Copy. They were once assaulted by Vangelis and Daft Punk in a strange Australian -Wolf Creek-influenced- borderline- racial-motivated attack. But thank the Lord for small mercies, they were spared to bring you this fabulous slice of Atlanta Olympic disco.
ZA. Ah! Cut Copy. Buy Zonoscope.Out now! On CD. MP3 and Vinyl. A slick, bubbly album of glossy euphoric pop for summer days and winter nights.
KEELEY. Up now is a kind of shot for shot remake of New Order's confusion by US band, Holy Ghost.
KEELEY. I hope you don't think me a bitch. Don't want to be a bitch.
ZA. I loved this next video when I was a kiddie. Kept my mind of measles and abuse. It's a 1982 lost classic. From The Mobiles.
ZA. And now for something innovative and new, like a proper sky fucking plus HD 3D advert.
KEELEY. If this next track doesn't win 'Video of The Year' at Autobahn 1's 'Winter Prom' I will thump myself into a coma. It's by a French artist called Wood Kid and it's really quite good.
KEELEY. You're watching the special extended version of Autobahn 1, the new internet music show produced by Smirnov Kool and Fox Tavern. We hope to bring you the best new and classic videos and performances every week. We hope.
ZA. Right. Kate Bush. She's been busy. She's remixed/re-recorded and remastered some of her albums. I believe they are good. Haven't heard them but I loved Aerial. This video features that fat man from the show Cracker. He opens his mouth at one bit. It's funny.
ZA. Ah, if only real life were like that. Up now is something from a classic band from Switzerland. Better known for their 1988 single The Race, they have recently eleased an anthology of their trademark latin-infused techno-disco with a new wavish punkilicious element. Download it or something.
KEELEY. That's about it for now. Smirnov Kool will be editing our script next week if it wasn't up to scratch. We'll leave you with a recent track from Metronomy. It's sweet and soulish. It's The Look. See you soon.
ZA. You won't be seeing me again. So...get lost.
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