13.7.11

#5 'Patrick Bateman'

SMIRNOV. Hola. Welcome to this special edition of Autobahn 1. I'm in a thematic mood this week. I know what you're thinking. Is 'thematic' an actual mood? I don't have the answer for that. The theme I've chosen is Patrick Bateman. If you don't know who the hell Patrick Bateman is you'll be under the illusion that I've thrown together a few random yuppie-ish 80s/influenced videos for the hell of it. Even if you have, and you get the reference you'll still think I've cobbled together a few tunes that would go down well at The Dagmar in 1987 with loveable yuppie rapist, James Willmot-Brown. And you'd be wrong. In a way. First up, it's this iron lady.



SMIRNOV. Here's what Bateman has to say about the next act.

I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.  Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. 






SMIRNOV. That one was featured in Miami Vice during a moody, driving at night scene for Don Johnson. Miami Vice was basically a 1980s pop video really. I like Michael Mann's style. Shame I can't afford it. Here's something fairly indulgent/pretentious/whatever.



Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
(Source. Brett Easton-Ellis)



SMIRNOV. Here's something pretentious. HURTS basically ripped the heart out of it and made it more vacant.



SMIRNOV. I prefer the tracks 'Buffalo Gals' and 'Waltz Darling.' OK more Bateman-esque vacancies...



I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (Brett Easton-Ellis, American Psycho)


Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
Elizabeth: [laughing] You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?
Patrick Bateman: It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album. (Source: American Psycho by Brett Easton-Ellis)



SMIRNOV. I always liked How Will I Know? myself. I think there's a version of the above song by Cannon and Ball. Oakey doke. That's all for now. Night, night.

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